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Oh good, I was planning on having a night of torment by myself, at least this way I’ll have someone to watch me suffer. *He boards the ferry to the mainland.* Should be fun.

Oh whine, whine, whine. Is being whiny a vampire requirement or something? -She laughs and shoves him playfully, the ferry already almost at the dock in the bay.- I have to wear the terrible shoes too. I promise it’ll be fun

At least I’m not sparkling. And I will take your word for it. So, I’ve heard of bowling, but I’ve never played it. How does this game work?

It’s easy to understand, there’s pins at the end of the lane and you roll your bowling ball towards them and try to knock them all down. You get two rolls every turn and if you knock all the pins down the first time that’s a strike which is awesome, knock them all down the second time and it’s a spare, and the computers will keep score for us. Just knock as many pins down using the ball as you can.

Sounds simple enough. But where do the atrocious shoes come in?

Those are for walking on the bowling lanes, special shoes so you slide or something. I don’t know enough about bowling to tell you more.

Sliding? I’ll just follow your lead.

You’ll be fine.