[[Stoch just sent this to me and said that I could post it because we both feel the world is ready for it.]]
I’m sorry Headmistress Pryde, but is that any way to speak? What must your dear students think! For shame, Kitten, for shame.
I’d watch your butt, Bruce. We have a shark for a student.
Headmistress? Well, that is a change, isn’t it. I’m quite certain I’m about to make an incredibly snide and possibly inappropriate comment so perhaps I’ll just say congratulations and move along.
Don’t you dare utter that comment, Banner, or I will sick my mutant students on you.
Sounds good, Kitten. Better than good. But before you do, I suppose you’d better show me around. It seems… different around here.
Oh, this is the new school. The Jean Grey For Higher Learning, I’m kinda the headmistress? It’s weird. Hank, Logan, Bobby, and I designed the building.
Just trying to take it slow. But if you’re gonna look at me like that, then I might be the one whose tongue the cat got.

Well, too bad for you that cat is not a Kitty.
It is…it’s very hot. But there’s no place like it.
Fiji is wonderful. *smiles* I think you’ll enjoy it.
I’ve always wanted to go. It also seems less… eventful, then anywhere else.
Now that you mention it, I could do with a meal that doesn’t involve any form of packet, tin or box…
How about a steak?
Didja woo d’Queen while doin’ so? [Laughs] Not in a bad way- I was a perfectly respectable gentleman t’Her Majesty.
Oh god.
An’ lemme tell you. Excalibur? Damn fine sword.
I know. I wielded it once. Before you were even a blip on the X-Men’s radar too.